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Trek Demotivational Poster


THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.


TAGS: star trek captain
Rating: 3.88/5

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sacho - November 7, 2010, 9:09 pm, #201816
the hat could be sort of ahab from moby ***k. but the moustashe? i think not..
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:16 am, #126531
stop using ms paint for these, the quality goes in the toilet


CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am


TAGS: james kirk star trek parody abrams movie doris
Rating: 2.76/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:12 am, #31077
If you're going to retcon, retcon well.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:57 am, #31055
Meh. I think it makes the old Star Trek bridge look out of place. Like the Enterprise (seen here) was in a wreck so they had to fly around in a hoopdie later on.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:18 am, #31004
I like it. It looks like the old trek made slightly more plausible.
2Hotty - October 28, 2008, 1:04 am, #30973
what have they done to the bridge?!?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 3:51 am, #29633
Yeah, that's actor Chris Pine, the new Kirk. Movie comes out next May. Zachary Quinto (Sylar on Heroes) plays Spock. I'm psyched, though cautiously so.
Jungie - October 23, 2008, 1:33 am, #29621
It's from JJ Abrams' prequel movie.
pro - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm, #29511
Looks like it could be from "Star Wreck" (http://www.starwreck.com/).
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 5:17 pm, #29508
Was this a joke or are they really bringing back Star Trek?


Captain Kirk -


TAGS: kirk star trek
Rating: 2.66/5

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:17 am, #243217
He's directly descended from Sterling Archer.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 8:15 pm, #92571
All bow down to him..... he is Epic, truly... truly, EPIC!!! Gosh, man!!! This Mofu.... is Epic all rolled in to one. Pass!!!!!! all the way pass!!!
Hasiano - December 2, 2008, 6:54 am, #41305
Epic doesnt even come close dude
john doe - October 22, 2008, 9:33 am, #29392
epic win.


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm, #117818
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm, #117798
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm, #97433
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am, #83208
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


CAPTAIN, I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM. - We're all out of scotch.




BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.


TAGS: cats spock star trek superstition
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:38 pm, #176476
One lion for every black cat I have.


ALIEN ENCOUNTER -


TAGS: culos startrek gaga
Rating: 4.79/5

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evodmasters - January 14, 2011, 12:39 pm, #209916
If someone did a fan episode of this, I would watch it.
motinet - January 11, 2011, 10:35 am, #209641

LOLOLOLOL OMFG!


KLINGON PROVERB -


TAGS: klingon star trek
Rating: 3.44/5

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koradan - July 6, 2009, 12:24 pm, #93831
ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH!!!!!
Toussaint - February 17, 2009, 10:00 am, #60265
Good ol Klingons, they are good for a quote.
Cubbybear - February 6, 2009, 7:48 pm, #57438
petaQ!


SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is


TAGS: star trek facepalm riker jean luc picard enterprise
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 4:14 pm, #165011
Its a different pic, from the same scene, but a different pic. Still not funny though.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:10 pm, #165005
jam1977, 2nd time you've used this same pic in 2 days. find a new one


STAR TREK -


TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm, #247765
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am, #212068
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am, #212049
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am, #212046
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am, #211935
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am, #211899
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ h***er movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm, #211761
a***yze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am, #211683
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.


HE'S DEAD JIM - I CALL DIBS ON HIS WALLET!!!




JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.


TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.64/5

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R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am, #179398
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm, #179173
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm, #179172
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am, #179157
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am, #179135
=)) so d*** funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm, #179034
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!


dad's revenge -


TAGS: star trek klingon minions despicable me
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 2:15 pm, #253044
Fo? I've heard of pig Latin, but not fo.
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 10:57 am, #253040
When I was in grade school, we learned and all spoke fo. Drove my parents crazy cuz they never knew what the hell we were saying. And worse they never knew if we were talking about them...teehee.


DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was




WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us


TAGS: borg base picard all your belong star trek
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am, #106359
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am, #106346
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am, #106300
Epic


SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done


TAGS: scotty star trek toilet papar
Rating: 4.56/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:33 pm, #251027
So wrong...so very, very wrong...lol!
tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm, #183733
nice!!
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm, #183709
The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.


Reality -


TAGS: star trek reality people fans
Rating: 4.64/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:13 am, #251692
Star Trek was okay, but Star Wars is better. Also, A Trip To The Moon was the movie that started the SyFy genre and took the first step into the Final Frontier.
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 2:05 am, #251394
The original series! The baby that took the 1st step into a new frontier? You sir must give your head a shake for me...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:38 am, #251391
Can handle ANY Star Trek series, EXCEPT the Kirk Series. The movies were better, minus the first Star Trek film in the 70s.


SPOCK - Builds mnemonic memory circuits using stone knives and bearskins.... You don't


TAGS: spock star trek
Rating: 3.04/5

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Ag218 - February 19, 2009, 8:39 am, #60701
You didn't have to rub it in...


Expendability -


TAGS: trek captain kirk spock
Rating: 2.48/5
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:34 am, #90525
It's McCoy, right? He's been dead for a decade. R.I.P.


72 VIRGINS -


TAGS: trekies surprise suicide bomber wakes up to klingons
Rating: 3.15/5

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twill1962 - October 16, 2012, 10:12 pm, #240001
Considering this couple has a kid, that means they CAN'T be virgins! FAIL!


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am, #177369
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm, #155625
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am, #130549
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am, #130548
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


RED SHIRT - Dead Man Walking!




24th Century Glitches -




THE ETERNAL QUESTION -


TAGS: eternal question star trek star wars
Rating: 3.76/5

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steve1961 - August 1, 2012, 12:00 am, #237932
If it came down to troops, it would be a draw. The red shirts are more vulnerable than kittens in an iron lung while the stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of a death star.
stinger360 - July 31, 2012, 5:50 pm, #237919
Uh, not to be a*** here, but that isn't Kirk's ship, it's Picard's....who would lose.
Titanpb - April 3, 2011, 2:48 pm, #215688
star trek < star wars
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 10:59 pm, #202301
weve also got a little fighter sized thing that can destroy suns, so WHAT NOW! also WHOS GOT THE JEDI?
scott denny - January 8, 2010, 6:24 pm, #151188
Or while they where charging their weapons to engage, Chuck Norris would just kick through both ships. Then Jason Statham would destroy Chuck. Logical outcome.
Preacher Man - January 8, 2010, 3:19 pm, #151151
What would really happen? While they were both distracted with fighting, Mal Reynolds would fly Serenity in and rob them both blind.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 2:18 pm, #150919
Star Wars needs a ship the size of a small planet, to destroy a planet. Star Trek : Just needed one Romulan civilian mining ship and a single drop of Red Matter. Yeah, Suck it.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 1:48 pm, #150911
Ph**on torp***es. Kirk and Picard would murder Vader and Maul where they stand.
urzaknight - January 7, 2010, 1:00 pm, #150904
Star Wars is the winner
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:01 pm, #149788
lol, great reference. In Wing, though, one sh** from a Gundam could take out a whole d*** space colony. Quatre did it. They were a tad overpowered in that series. lol
Zed - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm, #149772
Dunno, I preferred the Space Battleship Yamato over the Gundams.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:30 pm, #149726
There's no need to bicker, my fellow nerds, for we can all find common ground here. We can all agree that both vessels are equally inferior to Gundams.
bubbalou - January 3, 2010, 10:17 am, #149716
I know exactly who would win and the answer is quite obvious, if you think about it: Bruce Campbell. "The good, the bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
Zed - December 26, 2009, 5:50 pm, #148185
In the words of Bugs Bunny: "Shaddup, Timmie".
Gladius - December 26, 2009, 7:38 am, #148143
"Zed - December 4, 2009, 5:20 am It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a cla*s of Naval vessel, idiot." Comedy. A situation resulting when a fool calls someone an idiot. Lolol
Spangle - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm, #143609
Am I the only one who reckons it looks more like Voyager?
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:21 am, #142429
Sorry, "Star Destroyer", not "Sat Destroyer". Typo.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:20 am, #142428
It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a class of Naval vessel, idiot.
Me - November 5, 2009, 2:18 pm, #134372
The federation. They always win and the empire always loses.
BongoBongo - November 4, 2009, 6:41 pm, #134094
The empire would call in the super-class star destroyers. game over
snow - October 3, 2009, 1:52 am, #123499
i would think that the star destroyer would ra** that ship any day
Derek - September 30, 2009, 6:54 pm, #122982
The Federation have much better record
Logic Man - August 3, 2009, 1:25 pm, #104205
Vader would beat the borg, but Riker and I would destroy vader's empire!
Agent K - July 20, 2009, 4:45 pm, #97401
ansteve Vader would decimate the borg
Phelps - July 15, 2009, 5:18 am, #95694
Riker clearly stated in an episode that lasers of any kind couldn't even penetrate the navigation hull, even if they somehow got past the shields. And Q would never let his favorite captain die at the hands of a worthless enemy.
ansteve1 - June 1, 2009, 8:37 pm, #83656
didnt he reprogram the test? btw lets see vader take on the borg
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:40 am, #81290
Ahhhh, but just as Kirk is snaeky and will figure out how to beat it just like he figured out a way to win the "Kobayashi Maru" scenario at the Academy! AND he'll also get laid while doing it.
Baron von Tofurkey - May 20, 2009, 7:08 pm, #81156
ISN star destroyer possesses stronger weapons systems as mentioned, more efficient deflection systems, and anti matter projectors. Love the Big E, but she would lose badly in a head to head firefight, from a purely tactical perspective.
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am, #79561
besides the star destroyer has the name destroyer in its name, obviously thats not for nothing
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am, #79560
I think the star destroyer would win because those bad boys were built for firepower and kickin a** where as the enterprise was designed for exploration, even with the enterprises strong defensive weapons, the star destroyer would win.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 27, 2009, 11:40 pm, #68540
The Enterprise will win. The Enterprise works on science, while the star destroyer works on bureaucracy and magic, neither of which actually do anything. Besides, if it's the original, they have Spock, if Next Generation, they have Data. Suck it, Vader
LogicDude - March 27, 2009, 2:17 pm, #68427
He'll use the Schwartz!!!
Danny - March 27, 2009, 2:12 pm, #68426
This one is SO easy - none of them will win. Lone Starr will come in his Winnebago and kick both their a**es!
Zephyram - March 27, 2009, 11:59 am, #68392
Obviously the advantage in both firepower and maneuverability goes to the Enterprise NCC1701D Hands down, not to mention advanced shielding. The lasers and projectile weapons on the star destroyer, would be like a pikeman taking on an M1 tank
Drenix - March 26, 2009, 6:33 am, #68109
Ozzie may play dead.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:10 pm, #67739
Thank You Mr. Pirate. I rest my case.
ThePirate - March 24, 2009, 11:07 pm, #67738
Denny Crane has never lost
gawd - March 24, 2009, 11:05 pm, #67737
while vaders a nazi kurks f***ed
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:01 pm, #67736
Marduke - No way! No tag backs! I said he was a Liberal first. Darth was very anti-bible and as for tyranny we only need look to Pennsylvania Avenue now. Kirk a punk? I'll now play the anti-semite card. You're just picking on him because he's Jewish.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 7:58 pm, #67673
They could do a barrel roll!!!
Sean - March 24, 2009, 7:40 pm, #67667
d***. I wish I could have ***. But anywho ... here's what I don't get: whenever two or more space ships meet up in outer space, and kinda have a battle or something, they always have the same "up".
BuZZbomb - March 24, 2009, 7:19 pm, #67659
Who would win? While all of you debate this, I'm going to have ***!
Cubbybear - March 24, 2009, 7:02 pm, #67655
The Enterprise has Ph**on torp***es...'NUFF SAID!
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 6:52 pm, #67651
Mark, I wasn't going to go there, so if you must know, Darth Vader was obviously a right wing, bible thumping conservative from the south, hence the tyranny &amp; the inc***. But he did turn to the good side (Liberal) just before he died + Kirk's a pu
Mark - March 24, 2009, 5:47 pm, #67636
Marduke - Gimme a break. No one kicks Captain Kirk's a**. He always wins eventually. Darth Vader was a Liberal Democrat control freak that let his kids (Luke and Leia) enter into an inc***uous relationship.
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 5:30 pm, #67628
The Star Destroyer has at least shields and better weapons, besides Vader would kick Kirk's a**.
Toussaint - March 24, 2009, 3:10 pm, #67575
The Enterprise has shield, weaponry and the maneuverability.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 12:31 pm, #67544
I disagree. The Starship Enterprise is real whereas the Star Destroyer is fictional.
Little Johnny - March 24, 2009, 9:40 am, #67523
This one's easy. If you compare the Star Destroyer to an Air Craft Carrier then the Enterprise would be the size of a Volks Wagon Bug. The Star Destroyer would only have to run into the Enterprise to win. No sh**s fired. Bug on windshield.


SPOCK'S HUMANITY -


TAGS: spock star trek
Rating: 3.63/5

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spacedog - October 17, 2009, 11:18 pm, #127536
Agreed. Well done Ron.
MrRandom - October 17, 2009, 11:15 pm, #127535
And awesome
ICEMAN - October 17, 2009, 11:10 pm, #127533
Ok, that's just creepy.
Rollseyes - October 17, 2009, 10:04 pm, #127528
Bean as Spock! This made me smile!


SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm, #248684
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am, #136004
ha, everybody's a crip


CAN YOU HEAR IT? - The old Star Trek fight music? Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada da dah, Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada DA dah...


TAGS: lion tiger star trek fight music
Rating: 3.67/5

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spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:30 pm, #257431
I think I've found a bug. The forum b***on logs me out.
BrokenEye - July 1, 2010, 6:49 pm, #182881
**** dude, I don't even remember what the old Star Trek fight music WAS (and the text doesn't exactly convey audio well).
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 10:00 am, #128345
love this poster!
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 8:52 am, #128333
KICK HIS a** LOGIC
Paul Gibson - October 2, 2009, 1:20 am, #123282
No he thinking of Star Trek fight theme where Kirk's shirt inevitably torn. Also Siberian Tigers pretty much just eat lions in the wild where their ranges overlap. And, they're not entirely speciated. Rarely hybrids are seen.
Junior - September 30, 2009, 7:43 pm, #123018
it's star wars, not star trek, idiot
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 3:36 pm, #121939
This is epic and upon further inspection has been found to be full of win. 5 Tigers. *guess who I'm betting on?*
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 3:22 pm, #121933
O, sure! Bet on the white guy! Racist...*places a bet on the lion*
Smokey - September 26, 2009, 3:18 pm, #121931
Taking Bets! My money is on the tiger.


SMILE - It confuses people.


TAGS: spock smile trek
Rating: 3.88/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:47 am, #227876
YES! I don't know what's up with all the Star Trek posters (lately?), but that's the best one I've seen. :)


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm, #214223
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am, #96139
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am, #95717
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am, #95714
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


VULCAN SHOCKER -




DINNER FOR ONE -


TAGS: trekkies solo dinners trekkies cookbook
Rating: 4.78/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 21, 2011, 12:32 pm, #221681
Good one RL. I'm surprised that this book is written by William Shanter. A must look at movie is "Fanboys". Hilarious - Star Wars vs. Star Trek.
THEBRAT - July 20, 2011, 11:12 pm, #221651
HAHA, can I just get the book without meeting the Author...? lol Niiice...
Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 10:33 pm, #221648

yeah ice i know...thats why i used trekkies :)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:48 pm, #221645
Oh yeah, I believe they prefer the term 'Trekker' now. Don't ask how I know.
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:46 pm, #221644
Subtle, RL, subtle.
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:51 pm, #221629
Hilarious RL. Anyone know where I can find some fresh grawploks? 5 lonely lions.


KHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!! -


TAGS: star trek humor holly9000
Rating: 3.88/5

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DreMagnum - February 2, 2010, 8:13 am, #155712
I chuckled so I give it a 4
motifake - February 2, 2010, 8:04 am, #155710

This is actually pretty funny. Any posting rule may be broken at mod discretion for funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:33 am, #155708
I never said it did.....he didn't get it ...I explained it......still 1L.
culos - February 2, 2010, 7:12 am, #155707
Having seen Startrek doesn't make this a very good poster either. It's not even in proper MOTIFAKE format (Caption - no text)and should not have been approved.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:04 am, #155706
Then you should be ashamed.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 12:49 am, #155682
I haven't seen any star trek ever except for part of the new movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 12:47 am, #155681
Then you haven't seen enough Star Trek.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 12:35 am, #155679
I dont get this


USE ANDREX -




GAY ALIENS - Your eyebrows are FABULOUS!




THE KLINGON-SPANISH INQUISITION - No One Ever Expects It...


TAGS: star trek inquisition worf
Rating: 4.14/5

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ICEMAN - November 5, 2011, 1:10 am, #225584
Thus quoth Warf... "I am not a merry man" 1L


FURRIES VS. KLINGONS - Whoever wins, WE LOSE!




RED SHIRTS - Fit only for massacre


TAGS: star trek kent state television
Rating: 4.67/5

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kittywarrior - September 27, 2012, 11:23 pm, #239498
that chick in the red dress looks oddly familiar ... like some girl from my school
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:20 pm, #239445
The girl in the red dress is h**!
dporter8462 - September 24, 2012, 8:32 pm, #239381
Green Shirts? Did I miss an episode?
champ99 - September 24, 2012, 5:16 pm, #239379
It was to hide the blood and gore back in the 60's censorship.


T'POL - I got something she can meld with...




RUSSIAN INWENTION - Vell, Meester Spock, I em not sure vat eet ees, exactly. But I em sairten thet eet ees a Russian inwention!


TAGS: startrek chekov
Rating: 2.8/5

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robbidos - July 7, 2012, 1:31 am, #237045
Funny thing is there was an old star trek episode that had a guy with feet kinda like that


KIRK HAIKU -


TAGS: kirk star trek kahn
Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - September 9, 2009, 9:25 pm, #116379
This is great. 5. Welcome to the "Retards don't apprecite my haiku club. The fools!" Incidentally, with proper arranging, you'll see that that's also a haiku (up all night working on it).
agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 8:46 pm, #116359
I like it. Don't know why, but I like it!
darkangel98s - September 9, 2009, 8:17 pm, #116354
I can not tell A lie. For being the first I took part in, this little a**ignment was painful. I don't do poems
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 6:58 pm, #116348
This is a b**** a**ignment eh DA


RED SHIRT COLOGNE - Because tomorrow my never come




FANBOYS -


TAGS: star trek vs star wars
Rating: 4.79/5

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PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:08 pm, #230284
Yesssss!
Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 9:27 pm, #229725

lolz...thnx ice
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 8:43 pm, #229724
If all else fails MP, read the tags.
MPsniper - February 16, 2012, 8:24 pm, #229723
star TREK had phasers. star WARS had blasters.


SAMUEL CLEMENS -


TAGS: samuel clemens not to impressed with the future star trek
Rating: 3/5

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JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am, #178421
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am, #178325
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am, #178324
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.


NEVER - Let a woman drive




YOU HEARD HIM - OR HE'LL GO BORG ON YOU!




THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH -


TAGS: star trek escape stars meek
Rating: 3.61/5

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SeanK666 - June 28, 2010, 9:14 am, #182244
Not unless you ask the Geeks for directions, and how to fly a spaceship.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:37 am, #182243
much better than i suspect behind the star-trek picture ;)
suenero - June 28, 2010, 8:31 am, #182242
I'll Roddenbury's idea of paradise over the bible's any day. Roddenbury's future is more hopeful and his message is more positive.


STAR TREK VS STAR WARS - Porn for geeks.


TAGS: trek wars geek
Rating: 3.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 3:17 am, #245100
Let's leave Vader out of this, he's limited. How about Kirk vs. Emperor Palatine? Kirk would be toast.
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 3:46 pm, #239392
Darth Vader's ship wins in the mines bigger category
AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:12 pm, #239055
Kirk beats Vader by replacing his duracell batteries with everreadies.


KLINGONS - They can be merciful




KAHN IS SMILING - run...run like hell


TAGS: star trek kahn
Rating: 2.93/5

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Zed - December 1, 2009, 12:55 am, #141351
And here I thought it was the tribble-lined underwear...
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:47 pm, #141314
He's enjoying the Corinthian leather seats.
CANADA - November 30, 2009, 11:44 pm, #141311
noidea what this is aboot! 1L


THE ULTIMATE QUESTION - Which is better Kirk or Picard


TAGS: kirk picard star trek
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by Anima

FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 4:03 pm, #226515
Kirk, Hagar, Wilma, Mrs. Howell
Anima - July 29, 2011, 9:18 am, #222099
Hagar, Betty, who the hell are the other two
alazgr8 - July 28, 2011, 1:09 am, #222015
"Which" or "who" is better? This not even close to the ultimate question. David Lee Roth or Hagar. Wilma or Betty, Mary Ann or Ginger, that is the question.
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 6:41 am, #221863
Sisko is cool, Janeway isn't fit enough to polish Kirk's shoes never mind Picard's head, tough question tho
Anima - July 24, 2011, 3:55 pm, #221836
Done that at the local STFC, it was epic
Anima - July 24, 2011, 3:54 pm, #221835
easy stay in basement & order, pretend ur part of TMNT
Anima - July 24, 2011, 3:53 pm, #221834
Sorry no, Picard had the balls to become Locutus, Kirk took on Khan, and slept with half the galaxy's female residents. Yes Sisko was cool, but not as cool as Picard, Janeway just sucked
Cloudchaser - July 23, 2011, 1:15 am, #221768
Wanna have some fun? Go to a Star Trek forum, ask that question, and sit back with a tub of popcorn
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 5:35 pm, #221751
No, you forgot about Sisco, as well as Janeway! Janeway could kick both their a**es any time.
Sean - July 22, 2011, 3:01 pm, #221746
If THAT'S your ultimate question, then you really ought to get a better ultimage question, such as: Table for one vs. stay in basement and order in?


VULCANICE -




TOP 3 REASONS FOR NERD SUICIDE - 1. Destruction of Vulcan 2. Death of Optimus Prime 3. Red Ring of Death


TAGS: start trek transformers xbox frustration nerd suicide
Rating: 3.79/5

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npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:15 pm, #179285
f*^&%$ a right bro
Anything - June 6, 2010, 2:19 pm, #179274
Oh no not Vulcan !


BALLET CLASSES -


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

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hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am, #48495
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm, #47971
Heresy! ...but funny.


WHO BESIDES ME -




VOLCANOLOGIST -




YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED - Resistance is Futile


TAGS: borg dark h** star trek queen
Rating: 2.29/5

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MashiMashi - January 4, 2012, 1:16 pm, #227255
Sign me up for that a**imilation thang!


The Final Frontier -


TAGS: leonard nimoy spock star trek
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - February 28, 2015, 7:19 am, #260173
Thank you. I used to run home from school every day to watch Star Trek... :(
MissPriss - February 28, 2015, 2:19 am, #260170
5 LLAP...both the character and the man will certainly be missed


DESPITE KIRKS REPUTATION - It was Spock that bagged all the babes




VULCAN TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: vulcan star trek spock oven
Rating: 3.64/5

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heathentod - May 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #175935
Love good Star Trek humor! :)


GOOD THING. BAD THING - Good: JJ. Abrams starship Enterprise have its own stash of beer. Bad: It's all Budweiser.


TAGS: beer trek
Rating: 3.63/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 1, 2010, 1:58 am, #155495
By the time Star Trek happens, Budweiser will be long gone. I'll have a slice of Klingon Stout.
CANADA - January 31, 2010, 10:06 pm, #155481
In the words of our great MWLF "Budweiser is not a beer. It is the bottled tears of failed brewers."
ICEMAN - January 31, 2010, 9:57 pm, #155480
f*** that clydesdale piss.


Q - you are not god! Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you, or something


TAGS: star trek q
Rating: 2.75/5

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WESLEY CRUSHER - The Absolute Most Annoying Whiny Cry-Baby Screw-Up To Ever Live In The Star Trek Universe


TAGS: star trek
Rating: 2.62/5

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steve1961 - February 19, 2013, 8:07 pm, #243614
Kirk would have beamed his @$$ into deep space...
trek - February 19, 2013, 7:56 pm, #243613
More specifically, performing on the bridge of Starfleet's flagship?
trek - February 19, 2013, 7:55 pm, #243612
While it is true that Wes was never anything more than a Mary Sue for the Great Bird of the Galaxy, it must be said that he wasn't completely that bad. After all, he did manage to be a semi-decent character. How many other kids do you see on starship?


NO BRAINER - Kirk rules, Picard drools.


TAGS: kirk picard star trek
Rating: 2.55/5

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Fatt Matt - July 27, 2009, 12:01 pm, #100826
This is an example of how a poster can be really bad, and still be full of fail.
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:33 pm, #100611
In my mind an example of how one can be very different, but just as good.


TELEPORTATION DANGERS - Coming to a future near you. Watch Out




ONE DOWN... - Two to go!


TAGS: startrek
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by trek

Swampfox - May 22, 2014, 2:33 pm, #254943
Rudimentary tricorders are in use now. Archaeologist use them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2012, 3:15 pm, #231794
I bow to your greater knowledge of things that won't get a person laid.
trek - March 21, 2012, 1:43 pm, #231782
It's a tricorder, not a med scaner. And someone has already found a way to replicate the communicator, so why not the tricorder?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2012, 12:46 pm, #231678
He's saying that we've already invented the communicator and now we need phasers and med scanners. I like star trek.......what of it?
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 8:22 am, #231667
before I add 3 lions can some one tell me what its about so maybe I find a reason to 5 lion it?


STARTING CONTESTS -


TAGS: star trek data riker staring contests
Rating: 3.9/5

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Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:35 pm, #189062

ok ok call me a trekkie but i loved this...5L's girl....nice!


MEN IN RED - Always die. No matter where they're from.




LOGIC -




RED SHIRTS -




LENS FLARES - Wanna make look a franchise raping like a great movie? Just blind viewer's eyes with light, a lot of it.


TAGS: trek lens flares
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Densaku

Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 8:11 pm, #206386
I can't even tell what it's supposed to say...
ThatGuy - February 4, 2010, 11:18 pm, #156229
Grammer fail...
Derek - January 28, 2010, 5:30 pm, #155015
Star Tack


Captain -


TAGS: star trek geek fan
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 21, 2013, 12:49 pm, #251639
That's For Sure Try The Other Captain .


DRIVEN TO DRINK - I blame the green chick.




Sci-Fi Style -




prime directive -


TAGS: star trek prime directive uss enterprise space travel advanced
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2013, 10:23 am, #249479
I know! Lol, it's only Starfleet, like WTF?
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 7:24 am, #249473
Other civilizations might not have the prime directive.


PRIME DIRECTIVE - "No Starfleet personnel may interfere with the normal and healthy development of alien life and culture." Yeah right, when alien females look like this, you'd forget too




VULCAN PLEASE - I find your lack of logic disturbing.




CAPTAIN PICARD - Never let him drive


TAGS: star trek picard
Rating: 3.46/5

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agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 10:41 am, #165979
This has a Megaforce feel!
rerun - March 20, 2010, 10:16 am, #165977

when I was growing up this vehicle was a dune buggy.
rogueagent - June 24, 2009, 3:20 pm, #89478
Look into a Tomcar or the Jackal/HMT by Supacat.
AXL - June 23, 2009, 11:49 pm, #89341
Is it wrong that I want a veicle almost like that?
Eternal Lord Jackass - June 21, 2009, 8:29 am, #88711
But let's face it, it's more fun than letting Data drive right?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 2:56 am, #86839
What do you call a Trekie virgin? A Trekie.


CAPTAIN BENJAMIN SISKO -




JAMES "SCOTTY" DOOHAN - March 3 1920 - July 20 2005 Red Shirts always die, just sometimes of old age.




MARTA - Batgirl, who?




BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America


TAGS: barack obama star trek spock vulcan doris mwlf wit
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Zed - October 11, 2009, 5:58 pm, #125850
For a couple of seasons they did have a black doctor who specialized in Vulcan medicine, Dr. M'benga. Would've been better to shoop a pic from his episodes, like "Spock's Brain" or something.
bill - October 11, 2009, 2:58 pm, #125822
people need to work on they're ph**oshop skillz
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:10 am, #91443
Comrade BHO would have on a red shirt.
Claire. - June 29, 2009, 12:21 am, #91420
I agree with Cubbybear.
Scorpio7 - January 14, 2009, 6:57 am, #51875
I concur
Cubbybear - January 13, 2009, 10:01 pm, #51823
That name sounds more Klingon to me


Continuity -


TAGS: trek spock
Rating: 1.72/5

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WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .


TAGS: star trek music songs country south kirk spock
Rating: 1.55/5

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okami - October 29, 2009, 4:55 pm, #131877
Wha? Ya dunno the old-time songs we'd sing back out on the farm, back when we's slingin' dem cotton balls in th' burlap bags?
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:32 pm, #131866
Pic unrelated... I think.


OM - NOM NOM




SPACED OUT -


TAGS: spock kirk star trek
Rating: 4.56/5

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GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 6:58 pm, #198169
Funny, nice twist. 5L


TEQUILA - If you can get Spock loosened up with it, you might have found the cure for your virginity.




PREPAREDNESS - Never forget the value of having the correct reference materials on hand




FAT TRIBBLES - They confuse the Captain




NEED -


TAGS: life time klingon proverb diet star trek cosplay trekkie
Rating: 3.44/5

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HellHoundHysteria - September 1, 2009, 10:33 pm, #113978
that sign belongs to chuck norris.....if he ever ate!


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

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Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am, #130842
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm, #130773
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am, #119967
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am, #119957
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


VOLCANOLOGISTS -




WHAT'S THAT? - My Science Officer and CMO and navigator and Chief Engineer and helmsman are all cooler than me? Hahaha..Sorry, I mean, that I'm the Captain and coolest by default




NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! - The only DECENT thing Tim Allen ever said!


TAGS: galaxy quest tim allen star trek trekkies sci fi wars outer space
Rating: 1.44/5

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MO - July 26, 2009, 2:27 pm, #100519
He's one up on you, that's for sure...how can you be this retarded?


BONES -




DATA WITH A BEARD - Your arguement is invalid.


TAGS: data beard star trek
Rating: 4.5/5

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Oldsod - November 15, 2013, 7:28 pm, #251044
Why is "Don't Fear the Reaper" suddenly stuck in my head?
PapaFox - February 15, 2013, 3:36 pm, #243487
When I stroke the beard thusly, do I not appear more intellectual? :)


NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: klingons startrek
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - December 4, 2010, 2:36 pm, #205489
LOL!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:59 pm, #205480
Well played. 5L


POKER FACE -




TREKKIE HUMOR -


TAGS: trekkie humor
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

PapaFox - April 2, 2013, 6:11 am, #244809
I a**ume it was some clever ph**oshopping, but you never know!
Krickit - April 2, 2013, 12:42 am, #244805
5L, but you will never find me on this corner. I refuse to have anything to do with star trek. For it would revile my closet nerdom.
Rudedog - April 1, 2013, 11:55 pm, #244802
d*** Vulcan city manager
Rudedog - April 1, 2013, 11:54 pm, #244801
How did they get that traffic sign to do that?
Rudedog - April 1, 2013, 11:54 pm, #244800
How did they get that traffic sign to do that?
PapaFox - April 1, 2013, 1:19 pm, #244792
And just down the road from the corner of Walk & Don't Walk. :)
Silverheart - April 1, 2013, 1:06 pm, #244791
Isn't that 1/4 mile from KEEP CALM St. and CARRY ON Blvd.? 5Ls, Make it so.


PREPARE FOR GLORY -


TAGS: glory star trek sun space motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.86/5

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bangoskank - August 27, 2010, 8:51 am, #191045
amesome, beaming up 5L's
Cubbybear - December 4, 2009, 1:11 am, #142401
Best pic ever!


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